Clerks and Chasing Amy: Two Screenplays

Delightfully vulgar, realistically absurdest, and great fun for repeated viewings, Clerks and Chasing Amy are two of Kevin Smith's finest works. I bought the screenplays over the weekend, because apparently they're the versions with deleted scenes and annotations.

A quick background: Clerks is the story of Dante Hicks, a twenty-two-year-old nothing who gets called in to work at the local convenience store on his day off. He and his best friend/worst enemy/neighboring video-store clerk Randal spend the day debating the mundane as Dante pines after his ex-girlfriend, who is getting married. Chasing Amy is the story of a comic-book writer who falls in love with a close friend of his, a woman named Alyssa who identifies as a lesbian.

Clerks is my favorite of the two, and as I hoped the script is packed with goodies such as extended scenes and more time dedicated to minor characters as well as a few lines that were tweaked here and there. It's something like three hours long in this primordial state, and admittedly loses a little something without the line deliveries (Dante's horrified reaction to his girlfriend's past promiscuity especially), but overall it's very tightly written and more-or-less what could be expected. Even early on Smith knew what he was doing with the characters, and had an unmatched ear for dialogue.

Chasing Amy is more or less the film in it's final phase, and besides a humorous scene between Holden & Banky and Mallrats characters Steve-Dave and Walt the Fanboy in which Steve-Dave, word-for-word, quotes Mallrats's harshest review to describe the comic Holden and Banky write. That aside, there's really nothing gained from reading the script that watching the movie doesn't give you twice-over. The impassioned speeches fall short (again, half the magic is in the acting), as does the dialogue in general.

So, what is to be gained from this book? An issue of Bluntman & Chronic, Holden and Banky's comic, which is as silly as to be expected. The comic represents how Smith's harshest critics see his work--nothing but profanity and sex jokes, with very little hidden depth and characterization--which is very, very far from the mark. There's also an introduction from Smith, which details how a single review of Mallrats inspired him to write Chasing Amy--the review, which is reprinted, is as harsh as most of the reviews are but demonstrate an understanding of what Smith was going for rather than the usual knee-jerk reaction. That alone is worth the price of the book.

My advice? Watch the films. They're better.